In sickness and in health cricket jokes

Swallowed his pen

The secretary was frantically phoning the doctor.

'Can you come quickly; doctor? the scorer has just swallowed his pen.'
'I'll be right over. What are you doing in the mean time? '
'Using a pencil.'

Importance of fitness

Two men were discussing the importance of fitness in the game of cricket. Said the fat one, 'When I'm at the crease, my body is highly tuned and as taut as a bowstring. The bowler comes up, bowls and my brain snaps out a command to my body to get quickly behind the line, raise the bat and execute a perfect stroke.'
'Then what happens?'
'My body says: 'Who me?'

I can't do anything

The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.

Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?

Doctor: 'Get another job.'

Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow !'

Phrenologist

The phrenologist was carefully feeling the head of the father.
'Ah yes,' he said. 'Now that bump indicates a love of children.'
'Love of children?' snorted the father, 'That's where my son hit me with a cricket bat!'